Merry Xmas 2010

My belly is already making sounds that are worrying. It groans under the pressure of nuts, cake, game, dense vegetables and syrupy ales and there seems to be no let-up either. There is no alternative but to carry on. Perhaps a shift to red wine may help.

Whatever you’re all up to today. I thought it would be a splendid idea to wish you all a very Merry Xmas! Hope it’s full of mirth and peace. Right, there’s some of that cured salmon in the fridge and I mean to pillage it. To hell with the indigestion. Merry Xmas!